May 2013
rabioheab:
if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
theatomicboom:
DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT
hungarian:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
elsenliberator:
Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
butthurtbandboys:
tickets to see one direction playing on the moon in 2050 go on sale on june 1st 2013 from selected outlets
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via victorielle)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
“If you love deeply, you’re going to get hurt badly. But it’s still worth it.”
– C.S Lewis (via mermaaidy)
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
ikeapunx:
*needs affection and assorted fresh lasagnas*
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
